I've got this Leatherman? Multipurpose tool that folds out into a big knife?
I found my Leatherman in my backpack last time I was in Chicago. That was weird, because I don't take it with me when I travel, because it would get confiscated by the TSA at the security checkpoint.
But this time, I left it in by accident, and the TSA didn't confiscate it. They missed it completely. And this was a carry-on. They let me have a potential weapon in the cabin of the aircraft!
Thanks a lot, TSA.
At least the TSA is diligently keeping us safe from the threat of > 3oz shampoo and water bottles. Good job.